And the Oscar for best actor goes to...

...Lebron James from the Miami (C)Heats! Come on down!

"So Lebron James gets his first Oscar, for his incredible performance on the Heat! For the record, the competition was harsh this year, fellow teammates Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh were also nominees!"

"Thank you! Thank you very much! First of all, I'd like to thank my family, my coaches and teammates for their support. I'd also like to thank Tyson Chandler for my last scene, which, I think, gave me the favors of the Academy Award judges. And at last and not least, I'd like to thank European soccer for the great inspiration. Thanks to all of you, God bless you!"

[clap!clap!clap!]

"Next up, for the Oscar of best action scene, the nominees are... Ron Artest! for "Muay thaï elbow to the hea..."

It's gonna be ok Pau...

Twice's the charm...